FIRST LOOK: Check Out The Trailer For Alan Richman’s GQ Celebrity Chef Roast
How can you truly capture two hours of loving cruelty towards a culinary schnorrer in a 700-ish-word article? How can you rank the comments of the wittiest food personalities of America in a top-25 listicle? How do you solve a problem like Alan Richman? How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?
GQ has heard your questions, folks, and preempted them.
Next week, they’ll be uploading the full video of Alan Richman’s Celebrity Roast on their website. All of the really, really great jokes from Daniel Boulud, Anthony Bourdain, David Chang, Sam Sifton, Frank Bruni, Lettie Teague, and Julian Niccolini will be yours to behold. It’s like you were there yourself! (Without the food. And the crowdedness. And that really nice waiter who kept refilling our glasses with wine.)