Alex Stupak Jokingly Threatens to Cannibalize Vegans, Vegans Predictably Freak Out
What would make normally chill, thoughtful, and articulate Alex Stupak lash out in such a manner? Baked vegan doughnuts, that’s what. So, in other words, if Alex Stupak had actually cannibalized any vegans, there’s not a jury in the world that would have convicted him.
Here’s the tweet that started it all:
I just saw a sign selling "baked vegan donuts"
What's wrong with this society?
— alex stupak (@alexstupak) January 24, 2014
And then the world’s vegan sympathizers descended to shame him for his anti-vegan sentiments. That went over well.
Anyone tweeting pro vegan donut comments at me is blocked and I wish nothing but malevolence for them and everything they care about.
— alex stupak (@alexstupak) January 26, 2014
And then things got heated.
And to anyone who feels like commenting adversely toward anything I said…. In advance, fuck off. I will cook you and eat you masterfully.
— alex stupak (@alexstupak) January 26, 2014
And then things got snarky.
So for the record my experiment is complete. Tweeting divisive things gains way more followers than tweeting anything PC!
Good night!
— alex stupak (@alexstupak) January 26, 2014
And then, much like Geraldo Rivera’s naked bathroom selfie, the wife stepped in.
My better half, @LaurenResler has just scolded me for my latest tweets. I've been grounded from twitter for a week. Sorry. I'm a bad person.
— alex stupak (@alexstupak) January 26, 2014
Truce, guys? Since, you know, no one got eaten or anything?
[Twitter]
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