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The Best Alton Brown One-Liners From Last Night’s North Carolina Science Festival

Last night, Alton Brown was scheduled to give a presentation at the North Carolina Science Festival in Durham, NC. But instead of the somewhat entertaining food science demonstrations the crowd expected, he delivered what amounted to a hilarious, borderline-inappropriate standup routine — complete with snorting salts and suspicious-looking stains. Thankfully, the scientists in the audience recorded some of the best bits of the evening, which we’ve rounded up here. Enjoy!

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