Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Start Selling The Most Photogenic Wine In The World
Months ago, the handsome yet sensuous Brad Pitt decided that he would serve wine he made with his own (hired) hands to Angelina Jolie at their wedding. Now, to spread their weirdly erotic love throughout the world, the couple will begin selling their own vintage from their 1,000-acre French estate beginning in March.
Much like their children, the Jolie-Pitt vineyard has a multicolored selection of wines: Miraval Wines, made in partnership with the famous Perrin family, will first release a rosé wine to the market, followed by numerous types of reds and whites.
And, since they can, the Jolie-Pitts will make this the best wine ever. Said Marc Perrin to Decanter.com: “They [the Jolie-Pitts] want to ensure they are making the best Provence wines they can,” he said. “They were present at the blending sessions this year, and are relooking at everything from the installations in the winery — where we have already switched to stainless steel tanks — to reworking the labels across the range of wines.”
We bet that the wine will be unspeakably gorgeous.
[Decanter.com via The Daily Meal]
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