As he wrapped up filming the last episode ever of last week, No Reservations Anthony Bourdain tweeted one of the reasons he’s joined CNN, and it’s not so that he can become the latest hologram in their celebrity collection: “We are all assuming a worldwide news organization can get us into locales we otherwise might have problems with.”
Oh man! Does this mean that Bourdain is donning a khaki vest with multiple pockets and a neckerchief to go to the most dangerous places on Earth? (
Ed Note: Fingers crossed for a ) We don’t know what that will mean for the CNN version of disaster tee! No Reservations, but we do know that CNN can send its correspondents anywhere. Seriously: ANYWHERE. Let’s ponder that possibility, shall we? Hmmm…..
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is falafel and Palestinian chicken, let's hope history doesn't repeat itself.
Dick Cheney's Undisclosed Location
We hope that Bourdain escapes this one alive and with his face intact.
Tehran is a beautiful city with very nice people and the country has absolutely no nuclear weapons at all.
A Presidential campaign in a swing state
Hokey, politicized Americana full of pancakes is where Bourdain truly shines in the rage category.
Because watching someone try not to comment snarkily at all the bizarre things in North Korea is strangely compelling.
Come on! EPCOT is
totally like No Reservations! You're, like, eating in different countries around the world! And, it's realistic, too -- Norway is next to Mexico!
Where is the line between reenacting
Heart of Darkness and being completely consumed by Heart of Darkness? Don't pull a Coppola, Bourdain. Please don't pull a Coppola.
Travel advisory: Bourdain is in danger of being crushed by the hugs of hundreds of US Marines.
A sorority at Ole Miss
OMG BODY SHOTZ WITH A CELEB!!!
The Playboy Club In Space
it could happen in our lifetime!
A visit to the now-destroyed Bin Laden compound in Abbottabad is absolutely necessary.
Given Zero Point Zero's penchant for reenacting movies, it's going to be similar to
War and Peace and the episode will last eight hours.
Bourdain + Muammar Qadaffi's crazy compound = most surreal episode ever.
The Marianas Trench with James Cameron
After that, they'll get into their Avatar machines and sample 3D Na'vi food on Pandora.
CNN's Hologram Room
OH GOD NO! He stayed in the Avatar machine too long! Now Wolf Blitzer has him trapped in the machines forever!
Donald Trump's Gold Apartment
Consequently, Bourdain will reach a new record of most swears per episode.
Aw heck no, we're not making a joke about Uganda.