WATCH: Applebee’s Recommends Blow-Up Dolls To Hungry Customers
What a hilarious advertisement you have placed on the internet, Applebees! See, the informative film below suggests that their customers’ mid-day craving for spareribs and potato skins and steaks and the like is so strong, that they would willingly replace themselves with an inflatable sex doll just to be able to fulfill their urges! What a clever ruse. Oh, ho, ho ho ho.
…Wait a minute, you’re selling your inflatable lunch decoys on Amazon? Well, that’s not a dubious, strainingly ironic move at all. Nope.
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