Art Smith’s Chicken And Waffles End Up In Bed With Lady Gaga
Last night, Lady Gaga and her erstwhile boyfriend Taylor Kinney were spotted dining at Joanne’s Trattoria, the Upper West Side restaurant owned by Gaga’s father Joe Germanotta. But the part we care about is the part where Art Smith’s chicken and waffles seemingly ended up in bed with Gaga instead of Kinney.
Smith, who is the chef at Joanne’s, is also one of Gaga’s BFF for life, and though the two didn’t have dinner together (he was back in the kitchen, as he tweeted to a fan), he did end up sending a present home with her:
Hangover, help. Woke up cuddling my weave like a teddy bear and there’s chicken and waffles in the bed. Need a gym and a salon.
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 23, 2012
And then she rolled out of bed, took a massive swig of tequila, tottered over to her bubble piano, and composed a heart-wrenching dance song about the torrid emotional roller coaster that constituted her relationship with Art Smith’s chicken and waffles with bourbon-infused maple syrup.