Breakfast Links: AWW BOBBY FLAY GOT A KITTEH
Bobby Flay Acquired a Kitty for the Opening of Gato (Eater NY)
Its name is Taco, and it’s preeeeeetty, and it eats sashimi, and it has its own Instagram account, and that’s just so silly and cute because how can cats use smartphones IT’S TOO CUTE.
Struggling Pizza Chain Sbarro Seeks Bankruptcy Protection Again (NYTimes)
The sad part isn’t just that Sbarro is unworthy enough to seek bankruptcy protection, but that it had to do it TWICE.
High Protein Diets Make You Look Good, Kill You (Gawker)
That is, if you do nothing but eat a lot of protein. If you lift hard (and you should!), you can eat all the steak your heart desires. #actualrealbroscience
The Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster You Never Knew You Needed (Because You Don’t) (HuffPost)
We have to say, it’s an efficient-looking getup, until it becomes apparent that this isn’t an efficient machine at all.