Breakfast Links: Hey, Careful with That Thing, Alton Brown

Video Interlude: Watch Alton Brown Explain the Science of Sabering (Eater)
Ever wondered how to open a bottle of champagne with a BIGASS SWORD?! Let Alton Brown teach you…with his BIGASS SWORD.

Things I Learned At James Beard Foundation Awards (
Lots of selfies, lots of adoration of his peers, and did we mention selfies?

Subway CEO No Longer Thinks Minimum Wage Hike A ‘Bad Idea’ (HuffPost Food)
But, apparently, he thinks Subway hummus is a good one.

Anti-Forever Alone Restaurant Lets You Dine with Stuffed Animals (FoodBeast)
Wait this is the saddest thing ever.

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