Breakfast Links: Hey, Careful with That Thing, Alton Brown
Video Interlude: Watch Alton Brown Explain the Science of Sabering (Eater)
Ever wondered how to open a bottle of champagne with a BIGASS SWORD?! Let Alton Brown teach you…with his BIGASS SWORD.
Things I Learned At James Beard Foundation Awards (AndrewZimmern.com)
Lots of selfies, lots of adoration of his peers, and did we mention selfies?
Subway CEO No Longer Thinks Minimum Wage Hike A ‘Bad Idea’ (HuffPost Food)
But, apparently, he thinks Subway hummus is a good one.
Anti-Forever Alone Restaurant Lets You Dine with Stuffed Animals (FoodBeast)
Wait this is the saddest thing ever.