Breakfast Links: Olympic Snowboarder Wishes for Bacon Medal, Gets One
Olympian Sage Kotsenburg Gets Medal Made Of Bacon Because Wishes Do Come True (HuffPost Food)
And it’s not the photoshopped one above, too: after seeing the gold medalist tweet his desire for a bacon medal, Godshall’s Quality Meats in Pennsylvania decided to create a medal made of solid turkey bacon just for him. (Turkey bacon, though? That chump meat’s only good for bronze medalists.)
Denny’s Approved to Serve Liquor, Just Not at 8 a.m. (Eater NY)
According to the Community Board notes, the neighborhood worried that a Denny’s serving alcohol on weekdays starting at 8 AM would attract the wrong kind of people. They’re probably right.
To Draw Millennials, a Stronger Beer Made to Suggest Spirits (NYT)
What a tragic thing to come out of the recession, truly.
Milk Prices Could Hit A Record High Very Soon (Reuters)
Seriously, we’re looking at price hikes between 10 and 20% in the next few months, thanks to factors like “people in other countries want to drink nutrient-rich cow juice”.