Breakfast Tweets: You’re A Shining Melon, No Matter Who You Melon
If watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) December 3, 2013
Disney after hours… pic.twitter.com/O3zx2zRMQk
— Michael Voltaggio (@MVoltaggio) December 4, 2013
ALWAYS, I WANNA BEEEEE WITH YOU.
— Duff Goldman (@Duff_Goldman) December 4, 2013
Shut your mouth and let some of us mourn the trade of Jacoby Ellsbury to the
demon orgy New York Yankees.
I’m just looking forward to Ellsbury shaving…..
— Andrew Carmellini (@andrecarmellini) December 4, 2013