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Prospective Cannibal Cop Jurors Shown Cannibal Porn To Test Their Squeamishness

Super soft cannibal porn, though, guys. Because courtrooms are like, classy, and stuff. What?!

Okay, first of all, imagine having a judge speak these words to you, while you are awaiting your jury duty approval:

“Many of Mr. Valle’s communications with others took place on sexual fetish websites in which people discuss, view and post images and videos of sexual, sexually violent, and sexually deviant conduct, such as necrophilia, sexual asphyxiation, genital mutilation, rape fantasies, bondage and various forms of sadomasochism.”

So many of those words are words we don’t want to hear someone in judges robes say.

Second of all, the court decided to show really specifically graphic images to the potential juror pool on Gilberto “Cannibal Cop” Valle’s trial, to test their squeamishness and ability to offer an objective verdict based on the subject matter at hand.

Like this super-NSFW (or life) image of a woman hog-tied on a roasting platter with apple in her mouth. You know, real casual.

Grossgrossgross. The Cannibal Cop trial is the vomitfest that keeps on giving.

[NYDN]

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