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WATCH: Batali, Colicchio, Flay, And Ray Are Super Self-Aware Celebrity Chefs
In a preview for Bloomberg TV's Titans at the Table, airing on June 25th, Mario Batali, Bobby Flay, Tom Colicchio, and Rachael Ray ponder the oddities of their success.
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Nigella's Husband On Choking Incident: Nothing More Than 'A Playful Tiff'
The alarming photos, along with witness corroboration, compelled Scotland Yard to examine the incident which took place a week ago. Now, Saatchi has given a statement to the Evening-Standard.
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9 Other Colossally Stupid Paula Deenisms
You know, besides dropping the "N-word" at employees, and expressing a deep-seated desire to have African American members of her restaurant staff dress up as slaves...
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White Person Enlists Other White Person To Write Book On Yellow People's Street Food
Okay, the headline should technically read "Anthony Bourdain Signs Graham Holliday To Write Book About Vietnamese Street Food," but you know what? I can't.
WTF
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Creepy Craigslist Ad Seeks ‘Babe’ Blogger To ‘Take Food Porn From PG-13 To NC-17′
Have you always dreamed of being a food writer? Hopelessly and desperately? Are you even willing to sell your soul to the drudgery of food blogging just to get some street cred and a leg up? We respect that. But don’t do it this way. Promise us. Okay? Okay.
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Andrew Zimmern Surmises That The Apocalypse Is Nigh, Because Of A McFlurry
Forget cronuts. Across the globe, this is happening.
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The Time That James Taylor’s Pig Accidentally Killed Michael Pollan’s Pig
“Here was this kid, this 16-year-old kid, and his pig had just killed the kid’s pig.”
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Guy Fieri And Mario Batali Walked Into Roberta’s…
Twitter accounts blew up yesterday with a a rare sighting equivalent to Bigfoot meeting Even-Biggerfoot: Mario Batali at famed Bushwick pizzeria Roberta’s, having brunch with his sons…and Guy Fieri. Who wants to craft the punchline?
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WATCH: Torture Porn With Jamie Oliver!
Jamie’s handcuffed himself to a wall, where viewers can do anything (well, one of nine things) to torture — ‘scuse us, “tickle” — Jamie. Like, uh, slapping him in the balls with a rubber chicken. (In what universe is that tickling?!)
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The 3 Most Bizarre Chef Photos We Found On The Internet Today
The Internet, it seems, like the rest of us, has given up today.
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WATCH: Real-Life Fruit Ninja Dices Entire Watermelon In Less Than 30 Seconds
Who is this mystery man? The one with the hair net and the oyster shucker’s glove, who wields a knife like a katana and a green polo like an employee of Buy More?
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Bourdains Nearly Divorce Over Ottavia’s Vegan Experiment
To our confused reader, wondering where they are at the moment: welcome to a strange parallel universe where up is down, black is white, soda is a rare delicacy found in female sea urchins, and Ottavia Bourdain is a vegan.
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Are Perfumers The New Vintners? Six Scents That Seem A Little Too Drinkable
Earlier this week, we reported on a survey that found 55 percent of people are generally annoyed by the words used to describe wines. What, pray tell, does “Hedgerow” taste like? Now, it would seem, perfumers are latching on to the weird-note culture in the hopes that people really love odd flavors that crop up in unexpected ways. Here are six scents that seem pretty drinkable.
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A Semen Mixology Handbook Now Exists, For When You’re Over The Lavender Cocktail Fad
Oh, you’ll down squid ink but you won’t harvest a little snake juice from your nearest healthy gentleman friend for an adventuresome cocktail? AMATEUR.
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Paula Deen Defends Use Of ‘N-Word’, Wants Black Employees To Dress Like Slaves
WATCH: PETA’s Latest Ad Is Actually Really Sex-Positive, So We’re Confused About Hating It (NSFW)
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