Celebrity Chef Doppelgangers, Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Okay, we’re a bit
doppelganger-crazy at Abrams Media. But it’s too much fun! It’s like… a glimpse into what these chefs could have been, if they were less food-obsessed and more into the theater club in high school (or basketball, or whatever.)
1.Alton Brown = David Hyde Pierce
They could probably share the same suit and bow tie collection, too.
2.Anne Burrell = Edie Falco
Again, it's the hair. This is one of the downsides of having instantly-recognizable hair, folks--you're always going to look like That Other Person Who Styles Their Hair That Way.
3.Mario Batali = Comic Book Guy
It's obvious. It's been done before. But why touch something that's so perfect?
4.Scott Conant = Brett Ratner
Because sometimes Scott Conant wants to pull a Wolverine on everyone who goes on Chopped.
5.Cat Cora = Elizabeth Banks
I KNEW Cat Cora was a bit Effie Trinketish during the Miss USA Pageant last week!
6.Fabio Viviani = Johnny Depp
Do you know how
difficult is is to find a picture of Johnny Depp smiling? Do you know how much harder it is to find a picture of Fabio Viviani not smiling?!
7.Guy Fieri = Joey Fatone
...maybe Guy Fieri is secretly Joey Fatone with his hair bleached. What
has Joey Fatone been doing since N*SYNC broke up, anyways?
8.Jean-Christophe Novelli = Griffin Dunne
Our esteemed boss Dan Abrams came up with this one, and he's right...but we have no idea who Griffin Dunne is. [
Ed Note: ] Easy with the Royal We there.
9.Eddie Huang = Kim Jong Il
We think that the odd dictator shares, at the very most, the same eye-fashion sense as the creator of Chairman Baos.
10.Marcus Samuelsson = Kobe Bryant
Because comparisons to Barack Obama are so passe.
11.Giada De Laurentiis = Natalie Portman
But which one is the darker, sensual Black Swan?