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Here’s The Wine To Drink If You Think the Duck Commander Is Full of S***

There’s a new lawsuit brewing (or should we say fermenting?) between the Duck Dynasty and its wine label, Duck Commander Wines, and Duckhorn Wine Company. And frankly, because we can’t believe that A&E has magically forgiven the Duck Commander for his batshit commentary on homosexuality and race, we say DRINK ALL THE DUCKHORN WINES OUT THERE.

TMZ shares that Duckhorn Wine Company is suing Duck Commander Wines, claiming that Duck Commander’s $9.99, Walmart-friendly prices are diluting the good name of Duckhorn’s fancy-schmancy wines. (A bottle of Duckhorn Merlot goes for about $54.) Of course, Duck Commander wines claim that Duckhorn has no right to the duck motif in the wine business, and that it can and will continue selling high-class wines, such as Triple Threat Red Blend, Wood Duck Chardonnay and Miss Priss Pink Moscato.

So far the judge hasn’t made a ruling on the lawsuit, but we conclude this: let the Phil Robertson supporters have their homophobic Chick-Fil-A. We’ll raise a glass of Duckhorn now and to the day when this loony is off the airwaves and out of our lives.

[TMZ]

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One thought on “Here’s The Wine To Drink If You Think the Duck Commander Is Full of S***

  1. “And frankly, because we can’t believe that A&E has magically forgiven the Duck Commander for his batshit commentary on homosexuality and race,…”

    I’m no fan of Duck Dynasty, I’ve never watched it. But why should a man not be forgiven for stating his opinion? Doesn’t he have a right to an opinion? Jesse Jackson was forgiven for calling Jews “Hymies”. Louis Farrakhan was let off the hook for his BS. Mandela was forgiven for being a terrorist for which he and Whinnie were responsible for many deaths by rape, murder, mutilation, and necklacing. Democrats call Tea Party members “teabaggers”, which is a derogatory reference to dipping ones testicles in someone’s mouth. Hypocrite.

    ” but we conclude this: let the Phil Robertson supporters have their homophobic Chick-Fil-A.”

    Ummm….is Chick-Fil-A “homophobic”, that is, afraid of homosexuals? I don’t know anyone who is afraid of homosexuals. I just know that most people think they’re
    deviants. Why should A$E knuckle under to a minority of whiners when most people don’t care what Mr. Duck (whatever his name is) and share his opinion anyway? The complaints are designed to draw attention to the “plight” of the complainers in order to legitimize their existence. So if whiners like the NAACP, GLAAD, etc have a right to “good” business decisions, so does A$E.

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