Did you know that for nearly two years, Guy Fieri has been working to open a winery in Sonoma, Calif.? Did you just nearly spill your full glass of Malbec just thinking about it? Rest assured, Fieri will not be joining the winemaking business anytime soon -- not for lack of trying.
The family is loitering in the frozen food aisle because Mom won’t turn on the AC. This becomes a running theme throughout the show that I don’t even know how to make sound funny -- this is not starting well.
Yes, Paula Deen has a long and storied history of allowing less-than-perfectly-articulated thoughts to tumble out of her butter-hole and, on the heels of her most recent gaffe, we can’t help but to share them with you.
From claiming that God sent her messages to go public with her diabetes diagnosis through a pharmaceutical company, to disregarding the sacred word of Oprah, to mind-numbingly contrary statements about her best-frenemy-with-benefits: butter, here are nine other comically idiotic Paula Deenisms: