You know, besides
dropping the “N-word” at employees, and expressing a deep-seated desire to have African American members of her restaurant staff dress up as slaves…
Paula Deen has a long and storied history of allowing less-than-perfectly-articulated thoughts to tumble out of her butter-hole and, on the heels of her most recent gaffe, we can’t help but to share them with you.
From claiming that God sent her messages to go public with her diabetes diagnosis through a pharmaceutical company, to disregarding the sacred word of
Oprah, to mind-numbingly contrary statements about her best-frenemy-with-benefits: butter, here are nine other comically idiotic Paula Deenisms:
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The time she laughed at Oprah's warning about her drug endorsement deal...
Oprah had been to see me right before. And when I told her we (were) going to New York to make that announcement and that I doubted anybody would really care, she laughed. She said, 'Oh, Paula Deen. Oh, yes, they will care.' [And] I was very surprised when they did."
The time she claimed that God told her to go public with her diabetes diagnoses by communicating through multinational pharmaceutical corporations.
From : Huffington Post
Plus, she felt confident that God would send her a message when it was time for her to tell her story to the world.
'To say I’m a very religious person, I can’t say that, because I don’t go to church. But I’m a very spiritual person. I knew that the opportunity to share would present itself,' she said.
That opportunity ended up coming in the form of an unsolicited call from the marketing division of pharmaceutical giant Novo Nordisk. Deen says they had no idea that she had diabetes herself. They just wanted to partner with her on a website of diabetes-friendly recipes. She wondered how they knew that she had diabetes, given that she’d kept it a secret from almost everyone outside her family and friends. But it turned out they didn’t. So she told them — and, as she recalls, 'they just about fell out of their chairs.'"
Paula promotes a blood drive with the sponsor code 'butter'
I hope y’all can come to our blood drive in #Savannah next month! Sign up by clicking this link and use sponsor code 'butter'...."
Paula Deen on rebranding
When you hear the name Paula Deen, I don’t want you to think of the word 'butter.' I want you to think of the word 'hope.'"
After claiming she doesn't want people to associate her name with butter...
...She slaps her face on a line of "
From a blooper reel in which she's simulating a sex act on an eclair...
My ass ain’t pretty no more!"
That time everyone thought she showed up to a CNN segment drunk...
Because of the slurring.
The time she admitted to spitting on her food to stop herself from eating it.
I still feel like a fat ass...I need a chin lift so bad."
The time she declared herself a 'slot slut' on
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
That was a big gamble, but I’m a gambler. I don’t drink, but I am a slot slut."