Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.
Yes, Paula Deen has a long and storied history of allowing less-than-perfectly-articulated thoughts to tumble out of her butter-hole and, on the heels of her most recent gaffe, we can’t help but to share them with you.
From claiming that God sent her messages to go public with her diabetes diagnosis through a pharmaceutical company, to disregarding the sacred word of Oprah, to mind-numbingly contrary statements about her best-frenemy-with-benefits: butter, here are nine other comically idiotic Paula Deenisms: