Of all the crazy news reports and columns about last week's Department of Health kerfluffle at Per Se, Steve Cuozzo at the New York Post delivers the best takedown of all -- calling the violations "criminally ludicrous."
If nothing makes you hungry for a perfectly seared steak like a restrained woman lying spread eagle on her back with her bra showing, then congratulations! Nick Varano is opening the restaurant for you!
Yes, Paula Deen has a long and storied history of allowing less-than-perfectly-articulated thoughts to tumble out of her butter-hole and, on the heels of her most recent gaffe, we can’t help but to share them with you.
From claiming that God sent her messages to go public with her diabetes diagnosis through a pharmaceutical company, to disregarding the sacred word of Oprah, to mind-numbingly contrary statements about her best-frenemy-with-benefits: butter, here are nine other comically idiotic Paula Deenisms: