According to the Wall Street Journal, diet soda had its worst sales year ever since the discovery of aspartame, driven largely by health concerns that diet soda could be a factor in causing The Cancers, The Obesities, and The Diabeeetus.
The spontaneous, natural act of sharing a meal, eating with friends, has never seemed so carefully choreographed. The only thing that would make it more artificial is if the gray-haired director asked Zimmern to talk about banchon once more, with feeling.
Yes, Paula Deen has a long and storied history of allowing less-than-perfectly-articulated thoughts to tumble out of her butter-hole and, on the heels of her most recent gaffe, we can’t help but to share them with you.
From claiming that God sent her messages to go public with her diabetes diagnosis through a pharmaceutical company, to disregarding the sacred word of Oprah, to mind-numbingly contrary statements about her best-frenemy-with-benefits: butter, here are nine other comically idiotic Paula Deenisms: