Eddie Huang Debuts Blog Chronicling Baller Dwight Howard’s Style

Apparently his weekly Girls recaps were not enough to satisfy Eddie Huang’s creative appetite. The Bao-master has now launched a Tumblr dedicated to Dwight Howards “inispirational” style, and it’s written in the first person. Sample paragraph:
“LOOK AT THE MO-FUCKIN JEANS YALL. Is that LEATHER Dwight? Is that BUTTONS Dwight? Oh now you wanna look at these jeans?!?! IS YOU READY FOR THESE JEANS? Is those buttons GOLD? Oh HELL YEA them mo-fuckin buttons is gold. Look at my face, look at my smile, would I be smilin like that if the buttons wasn’t gold? GOTCHU. Remember this, Dwight Howard = NEVER UNDERCOOKED.”
Bookmarked.
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