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Sometimes dudes gotta talk about their Saturday morning 80′s cartoons, even if they’re grown men and famous people like Eddie Huang and Ilan Hall. We won’t interject into their serious bro debate on Twitter, but we’re siding with Ilan on this one: Shredder was not a bitch. (He-Man, however, is definitely a bitch.)
Big Gay Ice Cream
I wish I knew what Surya Bonaly was up to these days, but I have no idea how to use Google. Le sigh.
Jo Stougaard
#Happiness is... finding ONE more Buta Hana Choco Crunch #Cookie from my visit to #Okinawa. 🐷 http://t.co/hJIrCBdn7Z
Duff Goldman
@andrewzimmern sounds like a plan. I'll let you know when my event is.
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EntertainmentTonight
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Just Food Tweets
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Andrew Zimmern
@Duff_Goldman ... Seriously, you need to swing by the house and chill for a while. 4 hockey HOFs on my street. Bring your pads. I'll cook.
Mark Peel
This happened. RT @TheOnion: Ahmadinejad Signs On As Dean At Sarah Lawrence http://t.co/NQYqKhR4MJ
The Mary Sue
.@AlannaBennett has your recap for the recent episode of #TeenWolf: http://t.co/u4DGDSLuNQ
TMZ
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RT @fireballfilms: Re: @aartipaarti RT @Pharrell: She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future. Prover…
Just Food Tweets
Food Bank News - Northfield's Life Line Food Bank named as supermarket's charity of - Bromsgrove Standard: Bro... http://t.co/ffg3SY4mlY
Duff Goldman
@andrewzimmern Good to see you, homie! I'm doing an event soon in MPLS for Amex. I'll bring my bass and swimming trunks. Kosher?
SportsGrid
Not only are many Heat fans quitters, they're angry quitters http://t.co/TOXI3oDdTI
Andrew Zimmern
Congrats young man! RT @BrandonBaltzley: It's official. http://t.co/yNti7D6N6U
Duff Goldman
I achieved a 5–Day Streak with my Nike+ FuelBand. #nikeplus http://t.co/bgNHiG7ln1
TMZ
Mariah Carey Stirs a Bikini Controversy! http://t.co/HPxhJkzPT5
Wolfgang Puck
Look who's in the kitchen tonight, cooking and doing research! #wpic http://t.co/WinqnDJXIc
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