WATCH: Eddie Huang Plays Checkers with Shots in Fresh Off the Boat Moscow, Pt. 3
Why hasn’t the romantic type descriptor “clown ninja” taken off yet? OKCupid community: take note. A clown ninja is a person who makes women feel secure, but is also funny. (TM) Eddie Huang.
Clown ninjas may also buy expensive caviar on VICE’s dollar, play whiskey vs vodka shot checkers, and/or indulge in their Asian Vin Diesel fantasies while playing out a real-life Russian version of a Fast and the Furious scenario. Worry not; we’ve got your dream clown ninja right here. Check out Fresh Off the Boat: Moscow’s thrilling, meat jelly-filled conclusion below.