WATCH: Real-Life Fruit Ninja Dices Entire Watermelon In Less Than 30 Seconds
Who is this mystery man? The one with the hair net and the oyster shucker’s glove, who wields a knife like a katana and a green polo like an employee of Buy More? We may never know (his name is Matt Jones), but we remain in awe of his extreme watermelon-chopping skills. It’s “extreme” in that his watermelon dice would never pass muster at Per Se, but when a watermelon is your enemy, well, that’s a different story. Also, there’s no splash guard required so, take that, Gallagher.
[h/t Grub Street]