We've been behind on all of our MasterChef Junior cuteness, which is a shame because sometimes we just need our weekly cry watching adorable kids going after their dreams. Yet this was an episode not to be missed, because Gordon Ramsay's mother came on as a guest judge. You have to admit -- so. many. questions.
So you want to host your own Thanksgiving party for your friends (you know, Friendsgiving) and think to yourself, "Hm, how do I feed many mouths with delicious food?" You don't usually think to yourself, "AHA! A turducken ... stuffed in a pig ... stuffed in an alligator ... and then just wrap that sh*t up in bacon."
In short: our hybrid-loving, overly creative minds looking for a viral hit have gone and just ruined Thanksgiving for us. We've already ruined pumpkin spice for everyone by sticking it in our lattes and every other food product, do we have to go ahead and throw Thanksgiving foods in the dumps of overly saturated seasonal foods?
On an otherwise sleepy-news-day-summer-Tuesday (journo lingo, guys)*, Twitter has gifted us photo glimpses into the bizarre daily lives of a few of our favorite chefs. Here’s all the weirdness you’ve been missing on Twitter today.
*In case you’re unaware of the aforementioned doldrums, we’ve taken some of our spare time to compose a song looping you into our misery. Because no one likes insider baseball.
Sleepy News Day (Summer Tuesday)
–lyrics by Tina Nguyen
The summer rain’s a-fallin’ ever gently on the streets
Celebrities stop cookin’, and they stop composin’ tweets
The heat makes ev’ryone dead and sluggish, the web is filled with silence
And now our top performing blog post is Saatchi-Lawson violence
It’s a –
Sleepy News Day
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Day where all we do is shop for summer clothes