Guy Fieri Now Has One of Those Annoying Individual Coffee Pod Things
We wish we were joking! But it’s real! It’s what happens when Guy Fieri teams up with Single Cup Coffee, the company responsible for those depressing individual coffee pods ubiquitous in every office in America that has pretenses to sophistication! He has a collection of eight flavors, shipped directly from Flavortown! They’re compatible with Keurig machines! And a sampler is available for $12.95 plus shipping!
Do you want to see the flavors? Do you want to read their descriptions and imagine that Guy Fieri is screeching in your ear while playing electric guitar? Of course you do!
Bananas Foster: Sweet banana, caramelized sugar and cinnamon flavors — brings me back to my days as a flambé captain!
Caramel Apple Bread Pudding: All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.
Chocolate Mint: The rich and creamy taste of chocolate and cool, fresh mint is perfect any time of year.
Guy’s American Diner Blend: One thing you know about a diner is that they’ve got a great cup o’ joe … so here you go!
Hazelnut Cinnamon Roll: Toasted hazelnut and big cinnamon flavors make this brew dessert in a mug.
Hot Fudge Brownie: My chocolate on chocolate Hot Fudge Brownie coffee comes to you straight from Flavortown!
Redwood Roast: Big, bold and strong like the mighty redwoods, this French roast will get your engine started.
Unleaded Decaf: Full of rich medium roast flavor, just packin’ a little less horsepower.
It’s really too bad these cups don’t have Guy Fieri’s face on them, because we’d totally enjoy punching a hole in his face each time we make a cup of Unleaded Decaf.
[h/t Grub Street]
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