According to the Wall Street Journal, diet soda had its worst sales year ever since the discovery of aspartame, driven largely by health concerns that diet soda could be a factor in causing The Cancers, The Obesities, and The Diabeeetus.
The spontaneous, natural act of sharing a meal, eating with friends, has never seemed so carefully choreographed. The only thing that would make it more artificial is if the gray-haired director asked Zimmern to talk about banchon once more, with feeling.
Shhhhh, shh. It’s all right, we know that you’ve had a rough night. We’ll make this easy for you: here are tips from 11 chefs on their tried-and-true methods for curing your hangover. They know what they’re talking about. They’re chefs. It’s their life. Follow their instructions, and everything will be all right. (Those drunk ex-sexts, though, they can’t help you with. You’re on your own.)