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WATCH: The Hannibal Premiere’s Guide To Carving Human Offal

Dr. Hannibal Lecter is such a forward-thinking, sustainable cook, you guys. He goes straight for the offal when cannibalizing people. A real snout-to-tail mindset this guy has when approaching proteins.

On last night’s series premiere, we watched as Dr. Will Graham profiled a cannibalizing serial killer in the field, while Hannibal patiently prepped his harvested organ meats in the comfort of his sumptuous home. Of course, the problem with Jose Andres being the culinary consultant on this show is that all the food looks delicious, until you remind yourself oh wait, that’s people.

Check out the two food-porniest moments from last night’s episode below. PS. Everything in there is totally Werewolf Bar Mitzvah Spooky Scary. Fair warning.

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