Last Call: Police Break Up Swarm Of Eagles Attacking Truck Full Of Raw Salmon, Three Guesses As To Where This Happened
KUCB: If you said “Alaska,” congratulations! You just won a brand new pickup truck filled with salmon!
Grub Street: Have you always wanted to watch a toddler’s reaction to tasting vegemite for the first time in slow motion? The answer to this question is yes, you just didn’t know it yet.
Huffington Post: New York City’s House of Cupcakes created a winkingly indulgent 35,800 calorie “Mayor Bloomberg Cupcake,” complete with the Mayor’s face on it. His response: “This is one of the dumbest things people have done.” This is why no one likes you, B.
The Daily Meal: Imagine a burger, except the beef patty is made of ramen noodles, the lettuce/tomato/onions are made of char siu pork, and the diner’s stomach is made of regret. Sadly, this is real.