Last Call: Mayor Bloomberg Is Coming For Your Booze
New York Post: After his successful ban of large, sugary drinks, Mayor Bloomberg and his administration are now set to take on alcohol consumption. In a related story, Mayor Bloomberg’s administration is against happiness.
Food Section: Director David Lynch has designed a new bottle for Dom Perignon, for those who want to have some kind of psychological nightmare while sipping their champagne.
Eater: A new restaurant has opened in Vancouver, Canada that is “inspired by the Portland food scene” and is called Portland Craft. Ladies and gentlemen, Portland itself is now a trend.
YouTube: A Taiwanese news animation about the Chik-fil-A/Jim Henson Company controversy features Kermit the Frog shooting the Chik-fil-A cow. If that doesn’t ruin your childhood, nothing will.
Daily Meal: The world’s most expensive hot dog costs $2,300 and will be avilable at 230 Fifth starting on July 30. Because… why?
Server Not Servant: A man allegedly told his server that he would put twenty dollars on the table and take one away every time something went wrong with his meal. We’ll bet him twenty dollars that his server definitely messed with his food after that.