"You've made a huge tactical error. Now I'm not going to take a photo with you, this conversation is over and you're going to have to get the f*** out of my face."
Even if a devastating fire and months of repairs would incentivize an earlier opening, Alice Waters will not open her restaurant until the beginning of the Summer Solstice. Whenever that is.
In an Arizona Republic article, Jennifer McClellan reports that Bouzgalo formerly went by the name "Amanda Bossingham," and spent 14 months in federal prison in 2008.
If you know your Blais from your Bourdain and are passionate about the culture surrounding food; if you can write in a compelling -- if sometimes sarcastic -- tone and wait with bated breath for the James Beards Award announcements and other foodie news, please apply.
Remember that one time when New York Times critic Pete Wells wrote a review about Guy Fieri completely in questions? Now Wells is the questioned one, and you, reader, are the questioner.
Tweet your questions using the hashtag #TalkToNYT, and Wells will be answering them starting at 3 PM. Bonus points if you can ask him why a toasted marshmallow tasted like fish.
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