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This privacy statement covers The Braiser:
The Braiser may collect information from our users at different points on the site. The Braiser, LLC., is the sole owner of the information collected on TheBraiser.com.
Comments and Posts
The Braiser users can choose to write comments or posts on the site. To leave a comment, users must submit a valid email address. The Braiser uses this information to screen out users who leave comments that violate our terms and conditions of use. The Braiser does not share user information with any other organization unless directly stated in explicit language and with the option not to share this information.
The Braiser, Inc., offers email newsletters. Users who subscribe to the The Braiser newsletter will receive regular email updates about new content and features.
To sign up to receive regular emails, users must submit information including a valid email address. The Braiser does not share contact or personal information with any other organization.
This information can be used in aggregate form to assess general user interest in various internal and third-party products and services, and your personal and contact information will not be passed to any other organization. Users who choose to sign up for a mailing list will receive regular emails, including new articles added to the site.
Like most Web sites, our servers use log files. These log files record include Internet Protocol (IP) addresses, browser type, internet service provider (ISP), referring/exit pages, platform type, date/time stamp, and number of clicks. The Braiser uses this information to analyze trends, administer the site, track user movement, and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use. IP addresses, etc. are not linked to personally identifiable information. The Braiser may use a tracking utility that uses log files to analyze user movement.
Though we make every effort to preserve user privacy, The Braiser may need to disclose personal information when required by law wherein we have a good-faith belief that such action is necessary to comply with a current judicial proceeding, a court order or legal process.
In the event The Braiser goes through a business transition such as a merger, acquisition by another company, or sale of a portion of its assets, users’ personal information may be part of the assets transferred.
The Braiser publishes links to other sites. Please be aware that The Braiser is not responsible for the privacy practices or content of such other sites. We encourage our users to be aware when they leave our site and to read the privacy statements of each and every Web site that collects personally identifiable information. This privacy statement applies solely to information collected by The Braiser.
The advertisements appearing on this Web site are delivered to users by Google, among other services. Information about a user’s visit to TheBraiser.com, such as number of times they have viewed an advertisement (but not username, date of birth, or any other personal information), is used to serve ads to users on this site.
Information Collected Through Third-Party Sources
This type of information is collected anonymously by approved third-party partners (such as online marketing firms, research companies, social media companies, ad targeting firms, and other partners). None of the information collected by these sources contains any personally identifying information. This type of information includes but is not limited to:
- Demographic information (gender, age, HHI, job title, interests, etc.)
- Advertising information (clicks, interactions, post-impression performance data)
- Social networking information (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, etc.)
- Research information (data collected from partners)
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