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WATCH: Robert Irvine Is Opening a Restaurant in the Pentagon, TMZ Staffers Spitball Dishes

No chef can name a dish with alliterative hyperbole like Guy Fieri and no mere mortal can out-pun a TMZ reporter. So when they got confirmation from Robert Irvine himself that the ‘former White House chef’ (read: navy chef) would be opening a restaurant in the Pentagon, they began spitballing dish names for his admittedly “airporty” sounding concept.

Use your comedy detective skills and try to find the joke in a waterboarding dessert while you watch Robert’s confirmation video below.

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