This May, Prince Harry will make a return tour of the U.S. to assist Sandy victims and disabled veterans. And, as inevitable as the sun rising in the east, so too will Harry attempt to be naked — like his last visit to Las Vegas, which ended in the crown jewels being placed on public display. (Stop trying to put clothes on the prince! He doesn’t abide by your rules, society!)
While Chris Christie insisted that Prince Harry wouldn’t get a chance to be naked in New Jersey, we can think of a few places where he possibly could in New York. Lo and behold, those places all happen to be restaurants. We present, a culinary tour fit for a prince.