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Bourdain & Queens Of The Stone Age Once Kicked A Rude Fan Out Of A Roadhouse
"You've made a huge tactical error. Now I'm not going to take a photo with you, this conversation is over and you're going to have to get the f*** out of my face."
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Chez Panisse Set To Reopen On The Summer Solstice, Mark Your Calendar?
Even if a devastating fire and months of repairs would incentivize an earlier opening, Alice Waters will not open her restaurant until the beginning of the Summer Solstice. Whenever that is.
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Amy Bouzgalo Served Time In Federal Prison For Social Security Fraud
In an Arizona Republic article, Jennifer McClellan reports that Bouzgalo formerly went by the name "Amanda Bossingham," and spent 14 months in federal prison in 2008.
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The Braiser Is Hiring Summer Interns!
If you know your Blais from your Bourdain and are passionate about the culture surrounding food; if you can write in a compelling -- if sometimes sarcastic -- tone and wait with bated breath for the James Beards Award announcements and other foodie news, please apply.
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DadBoner Identity Revealed! Meet The Creator Of That Epic Guy Fieri/Road House Sequel
Meet Mike Burns, a writer/comedian who happens to be behind one of the most popular fictional characters on Twitter (with 130,000 followers and counting).
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Last Call: Why Are You Crying, Guy Fieri? Is It Because The Onion Cut You?
PLUS: An important public announcement about the beginning of the Beaujolais Nouveau season.
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Last Call: DadBoner Offers Suggestions For The Entree List Of Guy Fieri’s Times Square Resto
Plus, MRI produce, coffee-themed doggie daycare, and why French chefs need to learn to play nice (from the mouth of a Frenchman).
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DadBoner Has Some Totally Awesome Menu Suggestions For Guy Fieri’s New Restaurant
Especially since the comedian, famous for things like an original script for Roadhouse 2: Pain Still Don’t Hurt starring Guy Fieri, just wrote a menu that is probably eight kajillion times kewler than any item at Guy’s American Kitchen. Ya got BEAT, Fieri.
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Question Of The Year Answered: Where Is Guy Fieri’s Stolen Lamborghini?
Guy Fieri’s stolen Lamborghini saga is the stuff action movies are made of.
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@DadBoner Posts Scene 2 Of Imaginary Guy Fieri Action Film, Roadhouse 4
Because he heard our cries for more (we at The Braiser are some pretty carnal babes), “Karl Welzein” AKA @DadBoner posted the second scene of Roadhouse 2012: Pain Still Don’t Hurt on Craigslist.
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Guy Fieri Stars In @DadBoner’s Imaginary Action Film, Roadhouse 4: Pain Still Don’t Hurt
“It’s pretty much the film America’s been cravin’ for,” DadBoner writes in his pitch on Flint, MI’s Craigslist.
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