The Emmy-winning, bestselling, Broniest celebrity chef in the world took to Twitter yesterday, answering many of his fan’s burning questions (and some of his fans’ questions about burning sensations in their groins).
But out of all the questions, this was the best, and will probably inspire many angers:
“@Shermanscorner: @Bourdain Thin crust or deep dish?” Deep dish is not pizza.
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
(And half of The Braiser applauded.) Here are less controversial questions and their equally less controversial answers, mostly about Bourdain’s taste in music. (Man, remember fourteen years ago when admitting to having sex in a walk-in was scandalous? Those were the days.)
“@rod_herr: @Bourdain best place to have sex between services?” Flour sacks. Dry goods area. Though corn meal has more give.
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
“@hosergirl416: @Bourdain What do you really think of Ludo?” My brother. Nicest guy ever.
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
“@CuriousToo: @Bourdain what was your fav black light poster?” Endless Summer
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
“@spidlerc: @bourdain Where did you throw your cock rings?” Check your underwear
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
“@phoebe_iola: @Bourdain what are thoughts about tv show based on your book?” Wha’!? There was a TV show based on my book?
— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 30, 2014
[Editor’s note: YES THERE WAS.]
The infinite hole of Bourdain questions can be found below.
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