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WATCH: ‘What the F*ck? You Guys Have a Shake Shack?’ The Daily Show in Moscow

The Daily Show’s Jason Jones decided that a special assignment in Moscow would be infinitely more interesting than covering the Sochi Olympics live, but the joke’s on him. Moscow, it turns out, looks exactly like the America “but with a fucked-up alphabet,” and this includes their out-the-door and down-the-block Shake Shack line. So, American ex-pats, if you’re ever feeling a little homesick residing in your adopted Mother Russia, definitely go freeze your ass off in the Shack line. It’s just like home!

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