Things We Need: Darth Vader Toast
We don’t exactly how to reconcile with a Gawker story that says we see Jesus and other moral figures in our food because “we want justice,” but still — we WANT Darth Vader to be on our toast. Serving justice for breakfast, bitches!
Yeah, this Darth Vader toaster looks more like a face mask (maybe don’t try to stick this on your face), but holy cow does Darth Vader look sinister when burnt onto a piece of bread. Yes, we need this.
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