WATCH: TMZ Slams Rachael Ray for Her Weight (and For Liking Soup) and We Feel Icky About It
Oh TMZ, you just revel in being dicks sometimes, don’t you?
First off, TMZ staffers: Rachael Ray is hardly what you’d call “obese.” Just because you throw in a “SHE LOOKS GREAT, BTW” does not get you off the hook for slamming her two seconds later for putting on weight (a debatable fact, btw). And also, who doesn’t like soup! Who doesn’t want to eat comfort food right now? Ray is right, you know!
So go ahead and “eat your feelings,” TMZ — Ray will eat your heart out. All the way to the bank, motherfuckers. (Also, you spelled her name wrong.)
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