But, in our thorough research, we have come to one very obvious conclusion: if you want to go as a food this year for Halloween, just don't. Food costumes only work for the pets and the children. (And even the kids don't come away fully unscathed.)
Now that the fat lady’s sung (to the Grey Lady!) on who has actually been behind the @RuthBourdain Twitter handle, we decided to scroll back to beginning of the satirical account to revisit some of her/his best tweets.
Thanks, Ruth (Josh Friedland of Maplewood, NJ), for three years of being the food world’s favorite mashup (it’s the cronut, now). You always knew the wrong right thing to say.