This is what happens when you live in a palatial estate in Bedford, New York: you're so woefully out of touch that you allow Terry Richardson to come shoot you and your pets for Net-A-Porter and then remark "oh, he's so cute!" after he leaves.
A while ago, Gordon Ramsay announced that he was retiring from the cooking television business. The world was like, Oh no, what will television be like without a Ramsay, etc. But now it appears that he is passing on his grand television legacy to his heir: a 12-year-old girl.
Now that the fat lady’s sung (to the Grey Lady!) on who has actually been behind the @RuthBourdain Twitter handle, we decided to scroll back to beginning of the satirical account to revisit some of her/his best tweets.
Thanks, Ruth (Josh Friedland of Maplewood, NJ), for three years of being the food world’s favorite mashup (it’s the cronut, now). You always knew the wrong right thing to say.