Of all the crazy news reports and columns about last week's Department of Health kerfluffle at Per Se, Steve Cuozzo at the New York Post delivers the best takedown of all -- calling the violations "criminally ludicrous."
If nothing makes you hungry for a perfectly seared steak like a restrained woman lying spread eagle on her back with her bra showing, then congratulations! Nick Varano is opening the restaurant for you!
Now that the fat lady’s sung (to the Grey Lady!) on who has actually been behind the @RuthBourdain Twitter handle, we decided to scroll back to beginning of the satirical account to revisit some of her/his best tweets.
Thanks, Ruth (Josh Friedland of Maplewood, NJ), for three years of being the food world’s favorite mashup (it’s the cronut, now). You always knew the wrong right thing to say.