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WATCH: Adam Perry Lang Brings His Machete To Jimmy Kimmel Live

From the man who brought you Hitting Meat With A Bat comes the latest in man-on-barbecue violence: Adam Perry Lang brought his sweetheart, the Meat-Chete (a specialized machete for cutting huge chunks of short ribs), to Jimmy Kimmel Live. There was also something about a book for serious barbecue fans, but dear god, look at the size of that machete. Why do you need to be so violent to your meat, Adam? What did meat ever do to you?

Observe the terrible carnage below:

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