WATCH: Alton Brown Reminds You How to Safely Deep-Fry a Turkey
Although the internet is today awash in the fiery, explosive, destructive aftermath of deep-fried turkey disasters, we’re big fans of positive thinking and planning ahead. (We really care that your face does not get burned.) With that, here’s a throwback clip to the olden days of Good Eats, when Alton Brown MacGyvered a turkey-frying rig using household items. Do what he says, and no one will die.
Oh, what’s that? You don’t need Alton Brown to tell you what to do? You really should reassess that notion:
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