WATCH: Eric Ripert Eez Ze ‘ero Zat Gotham Deserves
This is the most adorable Halloween costume Instagram video ever.
Also, we imagine that Eric Ripert said this when he was invited to Halloween parties:
I must be out zere in ze night. Staying vigilant. Wherever a party needs to be saved, I am zere. Wherever zere are fish. Wherever zere are fine wines and joy. I am zere.
But sometimes I am not because I am out in ze night, staying vigilant.
Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurdling. Sleeping. Non, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I am awake. I do not sleep. I do not blink. Am I a bird? No. I am a bat. I am ze Batman.
Or am I?
[h/t First We Feast]