WATCH: Jamie Oliver’s Terrible Food Jokes
They say that the first step to solving a problem is admitting that one has a problem, and while Jamie Oliver is by no means an alcoholic, we applaud him — and proudly support him — as he attempts to overcome his addiction to bad food jokes. In fact, he’s crowdsourced his recovery efforts by inviting everyone who watches this video to send him a good food joke. It would be presumptuous of us to say that we’re masters at food-joking, but please, people. Look into little Jamie Oliver’s smooshy face and his glistening eyes, and listen to his pathos-inducing attempts at jokes. Won’t you please think of Jamie?