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Your Terrible Dessert of The Day: Viagra Ice Cream (Plus Champagne)

Once upon a time, a mysterious A-List celebrity requested a special ice cream from British ice cream savant Charlie Harry Francis. It involved a champagne ice cream spiked with Viagra, because obviously, this mysterious A-list celebrity was concerned about preventing hypertension. Yep. That was the reason that Viagra was actually invented. Not for dicks.

“They’ve made us sign a confidentiality agreement, so we can’t say much about it,” said Francis on his blog (BOOOOO). “But I am allowed to say that they were ‘very happy with the end result’.”

What was this party? The Boner Party? Everybody come to the party at 10 PM sharp sporting your best boner? Boner-themed drinks? Boner-themed playlists? In lieu of gift boners, please make a charitable boner donation to the boner of your choice?

Well, at least now we know this exists, and, um, our day got better. Or something.

[h/t Gawker]

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